realest thing I’ve seen in a while
this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN
TITLE: You Get To Go To Hogwarts
ALBUM: A Very Potter Senior Year (Live)
'Cause now you get to go to Hogwarts,
Now you get to go to school,
Now that you get to go to Hogwarts,
I hope you find that swimming pool,
Off to witches and wizards and magical beasts,
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts,
It’s all that I loved and it’s all that you’ll see,
At Hogwarts, Hogwarts,
Man, I’m glad you get to go.
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
There is also Middlesex, PA
doesn’t mean you must feed it your bones.
this accurately describes my life.
Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex
do you know how difficult it is to feel secure in your looks and personality and overall self when absolutely no one has ever shown any interest in you whatsoever like yeah you shouldn’t base all of your self-confidence on other people but still there’s like always that irritating little voice inside of you that tells you that you’ve never been worth a second glance or getting to know for anyone and you can try to ignore it all you want but it’s still there
I feel like you would take a bite of that and be sent into space