someone probably died in that house, let’s be honest
this is some straight jumanji shit
Lupita Nyong’o at the 86th Annual Academy Awards
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.
"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]
They’re not your favorite hockey team until they piss you off every game
You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.
Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon
It’s a jerboa and it’s from Africa.
It is completely incapable of killing you, and thus not from Australia.
I want 12
The last to arrive is late. No surprise to Pittsburgh captain Sidney Crosby, who knows the plane is also late.
Oh god I feel this so hard
OH GOD how could a show about a man with SEVERE OCD DO THAT WITH ITS BOX SETS