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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
from now on, whenever anybody doubts marvel casting ill just show them this
My dad the comic book expert said they made Fury look like Samuel L Jackson with his permission in the comic book. So when they made the movie, guess who they had to go find? Samuel L Jackson.
'You showed me good triumphs over evil
And you taught the whole world how to read
So thank you Ms JK Rowling
Thank you so much for Harry’
[For Jo - RiddleTM]
Happy Birthday Jo, Happy Birthday Harry
the new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it
Twist: conversely, I’ll have to also tell you one thing I like about it.
tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”
I am really curious about product placement in television and movies and was wondering about TFIOS appearing in Orange is the new Black.
Yes, I paid OITNB to call me a sick fuck.
No, I didn’t. The show’s creator is a fan of the book and a friend of mine and I’ve met a bunch of people in the cast, which I assume is why they did it, but yeah I was delighted. It was not, however, a paid product placement.
I’ve finally started to write up stuff about my hometown and the school district I grew up in which simultaneously means looking at it through rose colored glasses and condemning it.
And now I’m just amused because I want some of these published and for it to illicit a reaction from my old school for what I’m calling them out on. Because literally no other district cares about their reputation more than mine did and it became a running joke whenever something bad would happen.
I’m listening to old Fall Out Boy songs and it makes me wish I was back at their concert. But I have Panic! at the Disco in two days so there’s that.