bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

5 hours ago |  via |  source | 114860

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

12 hours ago |  via |  source | 301271

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

(Source: wishtoconfess)

1 day ago |  via |  source | 699952

vinebox:

shouldnt:

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

Narrating peoples lives, gone wrong

1 day ago |  via |  source | 115841

http://fairhelenaravenclaw.tumblr.com/post/92395470387/mswyrr-soyonscruels-did-anyone-else-see-the

mswyrr:

soyonscruels:

did anyone else see the edward snowden interview in the guardian about two days ago where he said that most of the NSA agents doing checks through people’s data are men aged 18-22 and that when they access photographs of attractive women naked they all send them…

1 day ago |  via |  source | 282

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

1 day ago |  via |  source | 70190

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(Source: logotv)

1 day ago |  via |  source | 286692

royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

1 day ago |  via |  source | 85041

lifeanddragons:

If there is possibly anything more profound.

1 day ago |  via |  source | 165

billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

1 day ago |  via |  source | 335746

Someone brought back the hockey post I made like 2 years ago.

It was supposed to be a squirt, not a fucking bowl!

(Source: antiheroing)

1 day ago |  via |  source | 1056